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Makes a great gift to a rival driver!  Ceramic mug with a colorful rim, handle, and inside, so you can brighten up their day.

• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe